• CANIDIUS marcheth with his land army one way over the stage, and TAURUS, the lieutenant of CAESAR, the other way. After their going in is heard the noise of a sea fight
    Alarum. Enter ENOBARBUS

    ENOBARBUS

    Naught, naught, all naught! I can behold no longer.
    Th’ Antoniad, the Egyptian admiral,
    With all their sixty, fly and turn the rudder.
    To see ’t mine eyes are blasted.
    Enter SCARUS

    SCARUS

                                                                  Gods and goddesses,
    5All the whole synod of them!

    ENOBARBUS

                                                             What’s thy passion?

    SCARUS

    The greater cantle of the world is lost
    With very ignorance. We have kissed away
    Kingdoms and provinces.

    ENOBARBUS

                                                       How appears the fight?

    SCARUS

    On our side like the tokened pestilence,
    10Where death is sure. Yon ribaudred nag of Egypt—
    Whom leprosy o’ertake!—i’ th’ midst o’ th’ fight,
    When vantage like a pair of twins appeared
    Both as the same, or rather ours the elder,
    The breeze upon her, like a cow in June,
    15Hoists sails and flies.

    ENOBARBUS

    That I beheld.
    Mine eyes did sicken at the sight and could not
    Endure a further view.
  • CANIDIUS and his army marches one way across the stage while CAESAR’s lieutenant, TAURUS, marches across the other way. After the two armies march off stage, the noise of a battle at sea is heard.
    Trumpets sound a retreat. ENOBARBUS enters.

    ENOBARBUS

    We’re ruined, ruined, ruined! I can’t watch any more. The Egyptian flagship, the Antoniad, followed by all sixty Egyptian ships, has turned and fled. It destroyed my eyes to look upon it.
    SCARUS enters.

    SCARUS

    Gods and goddesses—the whole congregation of them!

    ENOBARBUS

    What’s wrong with you?

    SCARUS

    We have lost a major portion of the world through utter foolishness. We have kissed away entire kingdoms and provinces.

    ENOBARBUS

    How goes the battle?

    SCARUS

    Our side shows all the signs of certain defeat, which appear like the symptomatic sores of the plague. Right in the middle of the fight, just when the battle could have gone either way—actually we had a slight advantage—that immoral Egyptian nag—May she die of leprosy!—suddenly became frightened, and turned her ships around and fled.

    ENOBARBUS

    I saw that. The sight made me so sick I couldn’t watch any more.